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Pronouncing Zaadz

Posted on Aug 3rd, 2006 by ~Matthew : Youthful Maturity ~Matthew

 
Probably the most mispronounced word on our website is, ironically, the name of the site itself.  To pronounce Zaadz— from the Dutch word for “seed”—please use the following guidelines:

  1. Learn Dutch (in particular learn how to say “seed”)
  2. When telling someone that you found this really cool site on the internet, make sure NOT to use either of the following limericks, as they contain mispronunciations:

    I visited a website called Zaadz
    It was full of wonderful lads
    I took off my coat
    And then cast my vote
    On a site without dimpled chads

    I love using limericks as aids
    When pronouncing words such as Zaadz
    Although you might say
    I pronounce the wrong way
    I only repeated two grades

  3. Practice going to the doctor.  When you stick out your tongue, say “Zaaaaahhhhhhhhdzz."

Any questions?

(Ok, due to popular demand, I've added audio... odeo!)


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MsCapriKell : Essential Wellness Consultant
5 minutes later
MsCapriKell said

mispronounced?  What are the odds?  ;)  {giggles}

Lindsey : momento mori
37 minutes later
Lindsey said

That’s silly, I’ve always known how to pronounce Dutch word for seed. Although, I also find it strange that the spell check option on Zaadz doesn’t consider Zaadz or Zaadzster a word! Clearly these terms contain very specific and important meanings in english. What’s up with that?

~Lindsey

~Matthew : Youthful Maturity
about 1 hour later
~Matthew said

Check out Brondu's song on this, too :)

Luxie : Harmony Advocate
about 2 hours later
Luxie said

Your limericks are hilarious!

I always think of the old Who album, Odds and Sods, when I see the word, Zaadz. But I’m weird like that!

Jessica : The Evolutionary Connector - Gaia
about 2 hours later
Jessica said

That was a beautiful poem Matthew. It made me cry.

~C4Chaos : (hyper)linker
about 2 hours later
~C4Chaos said

i'd rather have that poem read out loud! anyway. do i sound like a dork here?

~Matthew : Youthful Maturity
about 2 hours later
~Matthew said

Not only there. :-p  It's a good thing you look so cool with your beer-goggles on!

~Matthew : Youthful Maturity
about 3 hours later
~Matthew said

Ok, I added audio just for you ~C ;)  AND because I LOVE hearing myself talk (but not in a narcissistic way… just a big ego way)

~C4Chaos : (hyper)linker
about 3 hours later
~C4Chaos said

saweet! much better. it's like listening to PBS or something.

this thread has now been assimilated by zPod:HTFAQ.

FAQ: How Do We Pronounce “Zaadz”? 

resistance is partial. 

Dree : The Big Quest
about 6 hours later
Dree said

Hey guys - this has been one of my MAJOR efforts getting the word out - I'm Dutch so for once in my life I know I'm right -haha-!!!

I felt I couldn't correct the pronounciation when we had a Zaanghas 1st meet-up but I had to bite my tongue. So glad you came up with the doctor AAA Matt -thanks - it works and will be fun to use when telling people!!!!

1 day later
Doris said

I was totally pronouncing it the first way. -_- Thanks for the tutorial!

~Matthew : Youthful Maturity
1 day later
~Matthew said

:)

Laurie : Skyes Of Blue
4 days later
Laurie said

Hey what do ya know, you learn something new everyday, yay!

Woooooolhouse : Mr. Fancy Pants
6 days later
Woooooolhouse said

You know what other word I have trouble pronouncing? Ironically enough, the word, “pronunciation.” Do you think there is something wrong with me?

~C4Chaos : (hyper)linker
6 days later
~C4Chaos said

LOL. DYB!

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