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November 2009 
What is DYB??
Posted on Mar 28th, 2006
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~Matthew
~Matthew
A lot of people have probably been directed to this site unexpectedly recently. It started when an artistic friend of mine from Elk River, MN decided to create a website. The only problem is that it's been experiencing difficulties, so all that exists is one page.
I later had a fake interview with a fake agent of the site. Of course, this was back when I was using blogspot to post my blogs... before I really got into Zaadz. Eventually, I decided to link to it on my performative contradictory top ten (link not working, so go here: http://matthew.zaadz.com/blog/2006/2/the_top_10_reasons_why_i_havent_done_a_top_10_yet).
Then ~C4Crazyguy clicked the link leading to that site. This led to a flurry of links popping up all over the blogosphere as ~C went berzerk with a FLOW of blogging frenzy. He even added it to his list of favorite cuss words, and DYB! came into existence.
But if you think that all this site will ever be is two pieces of fruit ninja-fighting dirty, think again! The creator already has a plethora of other scenarios drawn in which Apple is the brunt of Banana's innocent cruelty. But until then, enjoy it for what it's worth, and don't forget to read your horoscope!
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Leo July 23 – August 22:
Dude … that thing with the transvestite at the bus stop? Not cool, even if he/she did remind you of your gym teacher.
hmm. that's why!Nice plug, ~C! So, are you and Brondu doing this simply to garner evidence against my opinion that SC is average at best, or are there less devious intentions involved? You two seem to be on a mission to make that the “hottest” Coolmel blog of all time!! I'm amused.
Matthew said: “So, are you and Brondu doing this simply to garner evidence against my opinion that SC is average at best, or are there less devious intentions involved? You two seem to be on a mission to make that the “hottest” Coolmel blog of all time!! I'm amused.”
me and Brondu are just trying to make a man out of you!
Yes coolmel, I definitely think you should become a rapper with that comment, and this. Then you'll have SJs all over you.
did you just say SJ?!! w00t!!
No, Coolmel, he did not say SJ. He performed the ultimate sacrament with lip service: he said SJs thus reducing the radical infinite glory of Scarlet Johansson’s irreplaceability and the arousing sensual splendour of her undeniable, unshakable, unflappable sexiness to something that is nothing more than a large typified class of mid-to-high sexy girls. The kind of girl rappers pick up.
Mathew: Rappers have wet dreams about SJ and the extent of the realization of those involuntarily orgasmic dreamscape fantasies is some trashy drunk, retired dancer they pick up at a Saturday Night Sex party at the local club.
THERE IS NO plural when it comes to SCARLETT! She is not a type, a kind, a class, or anything else. She is Scarlett Johansson, not-quite sexiest woman alive.
Brian David
Brondu said: “He performed the ultimate sacrament with lip service: he said SJs thus reducing the radical infinite glory of Scarlet Johansson’s irreplaceability and the arousing sensual splendour of her undeniable, unshakable, unflappable sexiness to something that is nothing more than a large typified class of mid-to-high sexy girls. The kind of girl rappers pick up.”
damnit! i've been duped. you are so right! my bad. i cower in shame for letting SJ down on this one. take that Matthew!!!
“THERE IS NO plural when it comes to SCARLETT! She is not a type, a kind, a class, or anything else. She is Scarlett Johansson, not-quite sexiest woman alive.”
WOOT!
Hahaha, you guys are funny. But I think SJ would like you better if you were a rapper, ~C. In fact, you could rap 'er into bliss with your mantras.