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Has Coolmel's Obsession with Scott Adams Gone Too Far??
Posted on Mar 3rd, 2006
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~Matthew
~Matthew
From Feb. 28 - March 3, Coolmel posted at least FOUR entries that specifically relate to the creator of Dilbert. Since this is not a leap-year, that's an average of one posting about Scott Adams per day!!
This phenomenon raises some rather interesting questions?
1) Why is Coolmel so obsessed with Adams?
2) What do Dilbert and Dogbert have in common with Coolmel?
3) Who is Coolmel anyway?
4) Who is Scott Adams anyway?
My conspiracy theory:
Scott Adams and Coolmel are related in some way. Is it mere coincidence that they both have the phoneme "Co" in their names? Could it be that the two are "co"-involved in some type of devious plan? Is it any wonder that both Scott Adams and Coolmel maintain highly visited blogs?? Scott Adams is a vegetarian, and Coolmel "was" a vegetarian. Could it be that the two are actually the SAME person but in different times of their life??? I'll let you answer those questions as well as number 2 above. But I think the answers are obvious!
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haha. you crack me up Matthew. “highly visited blog”?! last time i checked it’s only you and a couple of others who tolerate my senseless ramblings. too bad i have a beautiful girlfriend and Scott is engaged. otherwise, i’d ask him to marry me. metaphorically speaking of course. somehow i felt i had to add that.
LOL. How do you metaphorically ask someone to marry you? Is that just when you give them a ring without saying anything??
Oh, and yes your girfriend is beautiful and fluffy!
“How do you metaphorically ask someone to marry you? Is that just when you give them a ring without saying anything??”
nope. you got it all wrong. it’s when you ask someone to marry you without giving them a ring. try that cheap trick and you’ll get your ass kicked, literally.
Actually, Ayako wouldn’t accept a ring from me… due to the cumulative effect on the environment of diamond- and gold-mining. In fact, when the time came she was the one who proposed. No ring. Just a bunch of lit candles and a sexy-as-hell atmosphere (not to mention wife-to-be!!)
i think the reason Ayako didn’t need a diamond because she already is.
damnit, i think that’s a good line. i’ll try to use that one of these days and see if i can get away with it.
It’s too late to use it on someone else, Coolmel. It will just feel cheap and the karma will kill ya. You might as well say, “The reason I didn’t get you a diamond, baby, is because you already are a cubic zirconia.” See? That’s about what it’s worth the second time around.
*sigh* ok. then i’ll just be myself and be the diamond that i really am.
HA HA. Just browsing through guys and OMG this is funny. Thanks. You are awesome.
obvious, eh? ;-