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The Top 10 Reasons Why I Haven't Done a Top 10 Yet
Posted on Feb 27th, 2006
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~Matthew
~Matthew
1. I'm not as cool as Coolmel or Keanu.
2. It's not as original as just making stuff up.
3. I probably won't be able to think of 10 things.
4. Why ten? Why not a baker's dozen?
5. I'm worried people will think less of me for doing it.
6. If I offend a banana with reason number 6, I might get kicked in the seeds.
7. Top Ten lists make babies cry and say stuff like "aragan" and ";_;".
8. There's always something better to do.
9. I have a life.
10. Just kidding about number 9.
Access: PublicTagged with: Top 10, humor, coolmel, Keanu, baker's dozen, banana, seeds, crying babies, life, just kidding
what is a top 10? I really have no clue. 10 top reasons to do ….??? (*^_^*)
Hi Yuri! A top ten is a ranked list. For example, you might have a “Top Ten Country Music Songs of 1994…
1. Achy Breaky Heart
2. Lost My Boat
3. Lost My Wife
4. Lost My Appetite
… etc.”
Or “The Top Ten Ways to make a basket…
1. Underwater Weaving
2. Above-water Weaving
3. Fixing a Broken Basket
… etc.”
Top Ten Lists are very common in the United States (do you not see them much in Canada?) I think that David Letterman really popularized them around these parts.
Does that help answer your question??
Much Love and Laughter (and Light),
Matthew
Perhaps have a top 10 reasons for coming to zaadz..heheh
1. People here make you smile and laugh (^.^).
Thanks for the description and much metta and light :)
hahaha. that’s a very creative way of doing performative contradictions :) #6 rules!
#6 is actually points to a website a friend of mine is developing, called “Damn you, banana!”
Glad you liked it!
Very funny Matthew!! Love your sense of humor:):)